I wish you ALL AN AMAZING HAPOY NEW YEAR WE CELEBRATE TONIGHT

BEER PRICES ARE ANAZING 3.89$ for 24 BEERS THIS SHIT ANAZINGGGGG

 

In incarceration of the volgayno blog becoming of existence as a collaborative experience here’s a tittytorial on how to make onion volcano https://youtu.be/XNNc0ocmzX4?si=k8WmaR0C69WcjhhM

Dis girl just said she like carrot farmers cuz then she can take those carrots and shove it up her ass and she said she loves that no joke. (Sources ijstagram reel 69420, made by memeheimer 2024) best fucking quote perfect isssge dissertation shining squirrel be black tbh

YO WHAT DA HELL there be dog walker cheaters out at dis time I see them like all close n shit basically making out at dis time like secret afmieroririrs and like the dogs be humping just like what da fuck just like Molly he humping pillows the dogs be touching eachother like that

Sum dude just said he was Joe king it then he lost his arm in a factory but then who was jorking it? What the fuckkkkkkkk ghosts are real ong

Scissor girl group gotta make a combined blog the sinkers and binkers and linkers the new opinion creates new onion creations so be creative and think of the new way to incorporate a title that represented u 2 as a team! Teamwork make the dream work

IMMA BE THE TWONSTER IMMA BE THE TWONTSER WATCH OUTTT

 

Don’t even be knowing what I be saying I don’t even go no thought behind my small ahh brain at dis time of night

Get bac to the habitat where there be the safe hasimat suite for the yutes dressed in black missing the missy titty out party don’t which I was there cuz ain’t no one I like but stil booty boobies he bouchijgct in the function up and down in the motion caution lotion motion notion opinion onion bunions cuntions lovions munions minions binions licking the billions rich kids MF ass billionaire millionaire killiojaire

Onion boy gives a blessed night to everyone tonight because I be thinking abt the light at the end of the night and that shit ne a blinking light from the back of a blinker which causes the thinkerswhere there be the mailers on strike puking up in the toilet brushing the teeth like it’s a Mike a night

Sadly no not Friday -3 post the time is past the midnight o’ clock so no time for me to post on the once in a blue moon special day but I am still dickedcicted to post on my Fridays be cuz that shit goated asf

I be wrapping the present just like I wrap up my dick when I fuck the no one cuz I aint get no bitches and I ain’t wrapping up not more :( fuck dis shit

Gayvin locked in the trunk like a drunk just asking for help yelling welp just until he melt then dealt the cards all over yandick house until he never dickover them (gayvin did it) maybe idekeekekd

Mohawk tuna boy making rhymes like he drake on the mic just like he rapping the mic just like he touching the mike an Ike’s ikea girl Swedish girl finest girl baddest bitch sucking my dick hottest bitch

Bro yo discovery unlocked! A tomatoe is a fruit so that mean ketchup is da smoothie dhitttt jo fucking way

PUSSSSSY WILLOWS LMAO GRAMPS IS THE GOAT

 

A Christmas poem written my my grandfather

 

LAROCK and Awahlelel (Fattest man a live) I meant fastest

 

Ding dong: Big Shlong sum ting song watch out the big bong cum on the thong sadly I might be gone.

 SIKE BITCH I AINT NO FAGGOT PUSSY THEY KNOW ME AS BIG WONGGGG RESTAURANT CHEF COOKING UP DA METH IN A SMOKING SESH FUCKING UP THE REST JUST LIKE IM SPED UP THE LADDER DOEN THE SLIDE CUZ UP THE FOUNTAIN GOES THE WATER 💦 CUMMED

A wiseman once said: Faggitino Alfredo is the Sauce of the Gays so you shall not enter in their gaze but watch out! You must stay away because if not ur ass will be in pain

I’m extremely dickapointed in myself cuz I fuckign didn’t post on da Friday I hit the hay and fell aslep on da couch the moment I got home