This dude been smokikin wayyyy to much mf got ononitis and we Nipple boy killed him with the knife he ded now

 

NIPPLE boy just watching like get yo fakin act together and pickup the godmdman sword u fat n (why yo nipples also shrink in size?)

 

NIPPLE BOI AND ONION BOI UNITE FOR WAR

 

Shep and spilledtine

 

ONE TWO THREE 4 I DECALRE A FUCKING BLOG WAR

 (insert whaky yanik sister photo)

THE KING MOTHA FUCKING ONION BLOG IS MAKING ITS CUM BACK

I HAVE MADE THE ROBOT THAT WILL EMAIL ALERT U ALL WITH EVERY BLOG POST!!! (ALSO CHECKOUT BLOG POST BEFORE THIS)

PLEASE FILL FORM THEN COPY AND PASTE THE LINK AT END OF FORM IN GOOGLE DO NOT CLICK IT ONLY COPY PASTA IT

I wish you ALL AN AMAZING HAPOY NEW YEAR WE CELEBRATE TONIGHT

BEER PRICES ARE ANAZING 3.89$ for 24 BEERS THIS SHIT ANAZINGGGGG

 

In incarceration of the volgayno blog becoming of existence as a collaborative experience here’s a tittytorial on how to make onion volcano https://youtu.be/XNNc0ocmzX4?si=k8WmaR0C69WcjhhM

Dis girl just said she like carrot farmers cuz then she can take those carrots and shove it up her ass and she said she loves that no joke. (Sources ijstagram reel 69420, made by memeheimer 2024) best fucking quote perfect isssge dissertation shining squirrel be black tbh

YO WHAT DA HELL there be dog walker cheaters out at dis time I see them like all close n shit basically making out at dis time like secret afmieroririrs and like the dogs be humping just like what da fuck just like Molly he humping pillows the dogs be touching eachother like that

Sum dude just said he was Joe king it then he lost his arm in a factory but then who was jorking it? What the fuckkkkkkkk ghosts are real ong

Scissor girl group gotta make a combined blog the sinkers and binkers and linkers the new opinion creates new onion creations so be creative and think of the new way to incorporate a title that represented u 2 as a team! Teamwork make the dream work

IMMA BE THE TWONSTER IMMA BE THE TWONTSER WATCH OUTTT

 

Don’t even be knowing what I be saying I don’t even go no thought behind my small ahh brain at dis time of night

Get bac to the habitat where there be the safe hasimat suite for the yutes dressed in black missing the missy titty out party don’t which I was there cuz ain’t no one I like but stil booty boobies he bouchijgct in the function up and down in the motion caution lotion motion notion opinion onion bunions cuntions lovions munions minions binions licking the billions rich kids MF ass billionaire millionaire killiojaire

Onion boy gives a blessed night to everyone tonight because I be thinking abt the light at the end of the night and that shit ne a blinking light from the back of a blinker which causes the thinkerswhere there be the mailers on strike puking up in the toilet brushing the teeth like it’s a Mike a night

Sadly no not Friday -3 post the time is past the midnight o’ clock so no time for me to post on the once in a blue moon special day but I am still dickedcicted to post on my Fridays be cuz that shit goated asf

I be wrapping the present just like I wrap up my dick when I fuck the no one cuz I aint get no bitches and I ain’t wrapping up not more :( fuck dis shit

Gayvin locked in the trunk like a drunk just asking for help yelling welp just until he melt then dealt the cards all over yandick house until he never dickover them (gayvin did it) maybe idekeekekd

Mohawk tuna boy making rhymes like he drake on the mic just like he rapping the mic just like he touching the mike an Ike’s ikea girl Swedish girl finest girl baddest bitch sucking my dick hottest bitch

Bro yo discovery unlocked! A tomatoe is a fruit so that mean ketchup is da smoothie dhitttt jo fucking way

PUSSSSSY WILLOWS LMAO GRAMPS IS THE GOAT

 

A Christmas poem written my my grandfather

 

LAROCK and Awahlelel (Fattest man a live) I meant fastest

 

Ding dong: Big Shlong sum ting song watch out the big bong cum on the thong sadly I might be gone.

 SIKE BITCH I AINT NO FAGGOT PUSSY THEY KNOW ME AS BIG WONGGGG RESTAURANT CHEF COOKING UP DA METH IN A SMOKING SESH FUCKING UP THE REST JUST LIKE IM SPED UP THE LADDER DOEN THE SLIDE CUZ UP THE FOUNTAIN GOES THE WATER 💦 CUMMED

A wiseman once said: Faggitino Alfredo is the Sauce of the Gays so you shall not enter in their gaze but watch out! You must stay away because if not ur ass will be in pain

I’m extremely dickapointed in myself cuz I fuckign didn’t post on da Friday I hit the hay and fell aslep on da couch the moment I got home

Might become bald onion soon 🔜 maybe??

Yo watch out fucking Shanta clause bouta find me the best hitch in the world bruh she bouta be fucking Angelica Angelica onion wife 🧅 trust she gonna want the fried onion roasted toasted moated onion

Mf archer girl wasn’t bad looking good looking who’s cooking but long distance ain’t the shit bruh mf from fucking trump plant land with like Alabama ass location idkekeke but like some shit like dat but shit unfair why can’t mf stay Ong bruh my one opportunity in dis fucking year bruh cuz I fucking can’t fucking find no bitches bruh gotta go to fucking the fucking 08 mf ass bruhh like what da fuckkk

Uhh

Mohawk talk Touah boy found juicy girl and onion found no girl yet whau do I do fuck unfair fuck kckckckcckckckck

I’m a lil to drunk to know what the ok onion be doing but the onion need the action in play soooj been to long mf way to fucking long ain’t no living hay life that for the losers who ain’t got not pussy ever in da life but I need dat shit soon or onion bouta crash out the onion mobile until mf get what he want fuck this fuck Ong fuckerr fuckerr snit

Did you know the onion is deep fried or sautayed onion because when the onion depend oj what the onion do

Hey Alexa please unblock my writer block because Gavin say Alexa unblock writer block mr.jeefff bezoz get Alexa to unblock writer block. Sorry I can not do that because it isn’t in my capabilities Please ask another question

The gyat vs nudes figutche so lame gyat just rapijng nudes

Unnecessary redickelickinision

Opinion without 3.14159 is just ONION 🧅

I’ll update you when I be feeling the Eddddie later after it hits like a mf but I didn’t take much Eddie I drank Eddie d

I jus took that WEED & TINGS AND be feeling a lil high and drunk but that ain’t the purpose cuz im gonna be feeling the drunk feeling after I feel the edddie

Chan Min Fei A fucking faggot fr

D’Za Weed FArmer

 

Just a normal ordinary box.

 

Awalhe is the goat but i really dont wanna be making dis fucking poem bruh.. Shits so dumbbbbb SO HERE IS AWALHE INVADED BY ALIENSSSS NO POEM TEST TMR!!

 

RIP YANDICK (U were a real gay 1 cuh day one OG)

 

Watch out there is an outbreak of gingeritismitis a scary dasease that make ur head red and go globe

 

À butiful poem

Water cums down from the sky

To form a puddle thats looks you in the eye

What I must say is never trust a puddle who said goodbye.💣

The Unassuming Power of Onions in Today’s Economy – And How It Relates to Trump's Return to Presidency

Onions. Humble, tear-inducing, and absolutely critical in the global economy. Beyond adding flavour to our meals, the price of onions impacts inflation, household budgets, and even political stability. In fact, onions have sparked public protests and toppled politicians. With Trump back in the presidency, the onion’s influence takes on new relevance. Who knew a vegetable could be so powerful?

Latinanaanana MAmamamas

Big Booty Latinas are Obsessed with Onions they bE crying allll da time when the 0nion mobile pull up to da function and then they Bust their big booties all over the 0nion himself who walk out da onion mobile.